I forgot to tell you..what i did at the concert last nite. I had a huge cup of root beer w/out a lid, and I was sitting on the grass beside this couple, well the guy had his bk to me squatting talking to the girl. I picked up my cup and my body froze up( ever since this last car accident my bk will get a painful pinch that causes my whole body to just freeze for a few seconds) anyway midway from the ground to my mouth, it froze and the cup tipped just perfectly enuff to pour ... DIRECTLY down the top of this guys buttcrack!! None spilled outside of his shorts at all.It was like i sat there and poured it perfectly!! Did I mention half of the cup went out(a 44 oz size!!) He jumped up and i could see it like running down his leg!! I was mortified!! What made it even worse is his girl started laughing, which grabbed my gigglebox as I tried to apologize profusively!! Ok, so I gotta admit there might have been some blk velvet in the cup, which I know made it sticky between his cheeks. And the concert hadnt even begun yet!! He wouldnt let me explain about my bk causing it, he moved to the other side if the blanket they were on.I did get to explain it to his girl, once she stopped laughing!! Oh my, the things I do...lol long sleeve mother of the bride dresses
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